PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Job

Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.

Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

O job

O job is when a nurse washes your balls for you because you are too disable to do so for yourself.

Nurse #1: give that old guy a scrub down there when you're cleaning him
Nurse #2: you mean an O job

by DJ_EJ November 10, 2011

Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.

Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs

An example where you spend a Billion Pounds, then bottle it in finals, like @Chelsea FC

Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s

by DJ Chimpy March 12, 2024

blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum

that blum job sucked me

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023