Torpido tits

Aiden ballsack

Aiden backsack has ginormous torpido tits

by Torpido Tits May 21, 2021

Fire tits

Tits so hot they’re on fire.

“Yo, dude. Do you see that girl’s fire tits over there? Bruh.”

by Achy kelvin January 3, 2021

Milk Tits

A person who does a favor or lends and or gives you money, and thinks you owe your life to him or her because of it.

Gary thinks because he let me have a sandwich that I owe him my first born. Ok, Milk Tits.

by SetiCowboy October 27, 2020

Mctaco Tits

America's 45th and 47th president. A senile, ragged old bag of dried up smelly leather who needs to learn when to keep its mouth shut.

"Hey, you heard what orange man said on the news today?"

"Oh, you mean mr. Mctaco tits?"

by patriquito October 4, 2025

National Send a Tit Pic Day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this

Me; Happy national send a tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!

by TitPicDay June 25, 2025

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021

Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.

Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅

by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022