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baby sitting

To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.

When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.

Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."

Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"

Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."

Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."

Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007
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baby slut

someone who is a little bit of a baby(immature), but also a little bit slutty...originally started out as an insult, but has evolved into an endearing term.
I like Bob...he's such a baby slut!
by sassy babushka December 26, 2007
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Crack Baby

A baby conceived with crack jizz, which is produced in the testes of a man who smokes, snorts, or injects cocaine with or into his penis.
Sam: Damn, that bitch is UGLY.
Anna: Yeah, her dad probably shoots crack jizz. She must be a crack baby.
Sam: Man, I feel bad for those crack babies...
by LeSmidgen March 29, 2009
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Baby Bop

to over exaggerate a story; act out something someone just said.
"we should chase baby bop"
"yeah BABY BOP COME BACK HEREEEEEE" ::flails arms and acts like shes running::
by babybopper May 25, 2009
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babies for oil

Of course, oil for food scandal shreds all this hogwash. Oil for palaces, that's better.
oil for palaces, that would be a much better term to use.
by babaloo April 18, 2005
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baby buster

someone who talks to ppl using retarted words that u would say to little kids so they dont pick up on swearin instead of just comin out and sayin words like shit, fuck, bitch.... etc...
person 1- u such an asshole, u need to shut ur fuckin mouth dick
person 2(baby buster)- listen here u meany u can just talk to the hand u butthead... i dont need this crap buster
person 1- u can kiss my ass dick
person 2- god ur a jerk, i dont like u
by micaela felter March 28, 2008
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baby bucket

Noun: Female sexual organ, vagina.
I blew my load in her baby bucket, glad I was wearing a raincoat.
by gearcat March 23, 2008
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