Douche Bag

A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.

Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.

by LaineAnn June 21, 2011

rushe-bag

Derogatory term for a person of Russian decent. Derived from the terms "Ruskie" and "douche-bag".

I'm sick and tired of all these communist rushe-bags.

by Swatchooget February 27, 2008

Handle Bagging

The act of tbagging somones car door handle.

Example 1: handle bagging
Man 1: I heard stacy has been cheating on you bro.
Man 2: Yeah i heard, but i got her back.
Man 1:What did you do?
Man 2: I handle bagged that bitch.

by The Blue Waffle Eater September 10, 2011

summer bag

a bag that is purchased in the beginning of summer and is used through out the season, stylish yet convenient

dude,let me put my booze in your summer bag

by cr@!g!ng+0n August 16, 2010

runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

by jp January 14, 2004

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

jock-bag

A sports playing "jock" that is also a douchebag. (mostly football,and basketball players also body building men who spend WAY to much time at the gym)

Michael Vick is such a jock-bag

Our point guard is a jock-bag

by jimbo14 November 3, 2010