Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Sweating like a fat chick at a disco

Sweating heavily.
:D.

Lad1:I just ran a marathon
Lad2:Sweating like a fat chick at a disco?

by DoIt4theLulz. August 16, 2009

listen here ya fat cunt

listen here ya fat cunt

John- you succ
Me- listen here ya fat cunt

by Hurricane Jose September 29, 2017

fat cock in my tiny mouth

the best thing ever

i love fat cock in my tiny mouth

by FOOKIN `ELL MATE June 27, 2023

like a fat kid likes cake

The amount of something, usually meaning a lot.

I love you like a fat kid likes cake!! <3

by NotTheFatKid December 7, 2010

sweating like a fat girl's crack

To describe profuse sweating

Man, I had the tds at work yesterday and was sweating like a fat girl's crack

by Rory1984 January 2, 2007

Kiss my fat white ass

The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.

John: Hey how are you doing you pompous son of a bitch
Ken: Kiss my fat white ass

Sarah: Hey you skanky hoe whats with all the meat
Barbie: Kiss my fat white ass bitch

by DEATHONASTICK June 13, 2006