Big, fat, flapping rat trap

The mouth someone who is saying something very stupid

Ian: I know everything
Tea-Lady: Shut your big, fat, flapping rat trap.

by Craig Cummings October 06, 2005

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

listen here ya fat cunt

listen here ya fat cunt

John- you succ
Me- listen here ya fat cunt

by Hurricane Jose September 29, 2017

Sweating like a fat chick at a disco

Sweating heavily.
:D.

Lad1:I just ran a marathon
Lad2:Sweating like a fat chick at a disco?

by DoIt4theLulz. August 16, 2009

fat cock in my tiny mouth

the best thing ever

i love fat cock in my tiny mouth

by FOOKIN `ELL MATE June 27, 2023

like a fat kid likes cake

The amount of something, usually meaning a lot.

I love you like a fat kid likes cake!! <3

by NotTheFatKid December 06, 2010

sweating like a fat girl's crack

To describe profuse sweating

Man, I had the tds at work yesterday and was sweating like a fat girl's crack

by Rory1984 December 29, 2006