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John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."
by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022
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John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky
John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby
by MineDucky January 2, 2023
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Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed
My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity
by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
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John Burdette

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.
I can win in your b main care because I’m John Burdette.
by The real rv1 January 12, 2023
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john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile
random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best
by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023
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John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing
by Christyonne November 20, 2023
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