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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)
“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”
by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021
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Daddy

Porn Watching Assholes or 11 year olds that are so horny that they call thamselves daddy McLovin or fuckmeman
by PossiblyYourDad4 January 22, 2019
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Daddy Queen

The Mac-daddy of all queens. The alpha female.
The CEO of that company knows Kong fu, has 3 boyfriends, and turned Elon Musk down for a date - she’s a real Daddy Queen.
by Daddy Queen Kayse June 28, 2022
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baby daddying

The act of dating others but forbidding others from doing the same while dealing with you
Me and Tyron not together but i think he’s baby daddying.
by Tbhimpooraf February 22, 2019
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Daddy Money

Someone who’s daddy pays for everything they have and has not worked a day in their life.
Me - You see Sebys new 15k bike?
Matty - Yeah he’s all daddy money.
by BigChigga911 April 5, 2022
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Hoochie daddy

A “straight” (usually DL) man who likes his bussy ate by other DL men.
Damn he’s fine. Girl no, Darnell is a hoochie daddy. He only likes men.
by Malasia J July 1, 2022
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