Cock Lasagna

A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.

That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.

by jamesmay21 March 1, 2011

cock knock

adj-
To be knocked with a cock

Jimmy was being a cow, so he got COCK KNOCKED !!!!!!!

by wankstain May 31, 2004

cock snap

Pulling a limp penis to its maximum extent and letting go creating a rubberband effect known only as "cock snap".

She cock snaped me! Wow, that cock snap hurt.

by Ben March 7, 2004

cock roach

A roach as big as a cock.

Look at his cock roach!

by hope_marie March 16, 2008

cock cruncher

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.

Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!

by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007

cock master

Profanity, not used for it's literal meaning, though it means someone who is very good with penis'

That whore's a cock master!

by Arya F April 3, 2003

cock-asian

typical white male. asian with a little extra cock

by madB March 12, 2003