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Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
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Broing on

colloquial term for "going on" among bros

may further be abbreviated to broin on.
Josh: Hey, what's broing on?

George: nm, brah.
by gotfan November 14, 2011
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Spice Bro

Some bros who enjoy eating spicy foods with eachother
"The spice bros snacked on some takis"
by Moon Writes Definitions December 27, 2023
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Bust Bros

A group of like-minded individuals who have been enlightened by the act of busting frequently and spontaneously.
Hey, can I join the Bust Bros?

Only if you can bust for me right now.
by Doodoolover January 3, 2024
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what are you doing step bro?

Stacy: What are you doing step bro?
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*
by 7568ino November 19, 2023
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Bro-ita

The Female equivalent of Bro, Broseph, Broham, etc.
When a chick associates herself as one of the guys.
Can't have a party with out the bro-itas!
by DtMartin May 5, 2009
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Bro 10.0

by WhoIsBro??? July 28, 2022
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