funk ball

An annual affair thrown by U.S. Pipe & the Balls Johnson Dance Machine in which people get together for the Funk of it, featuring live bands, funky attire and attitude, and booty-shakin'.

I'll be doing the balls johnson dance at the Funk Ball!

by SpunkyMcGillicuddy July 24, 2007

chicken ball

Insertion of the testicles in female (or males) anus and in mid-orgasm pull testicles out of anus for a great relief

Yeah, she's fat, but she lets me chicken ball her.

by DJ fat master October 7, 2008

ball stones

hard gristle lumps that form in one's testicles during puberty

"in my opinion" sympathised the consultant "we will have to remove the veg part of trevor's meat and two veg"
"NOOO" screamed the semi-anaesthatised trevor "it's me GALL stones, not me BALL stones, you pillock"

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

Wiffle ball

A code for smoking pot so you can talk about your plans to smoke in front of protective parents.

Tyler: "Hey man, lets get loaded"
Drew: "shhh bro. My parents are right outside"
Tyler: "oh yeah. Lets go hit the wiffle ball"

by Six foot bongs June 5, 2013

ball knocker

When a chick is giving you head and her chin knocks into your balls causing much discomfort.

"Damn Karen sucks at blow jobs. Shes sucg a ball knocker"

by iitswhereitsat June 14, 2006

Blue Balls

When a guy gets right to the edge (you know 30 seconds later) and tries to guilt you into having sex with him. He can just beat it like he does 5 times a day. Oh please! You can trust me! Don't you love/trust me?

The big liberal man child got blue balls because he didn't finish himself off.

by Hotdonna8 May 8, 2018

Big balls

Balls that are big

Ugly girl: "Are your balls small?"
Sexy boy: "no they are big."
ugly girl: "so what are they then?"
Sexy boy: "Big balls."

by BiggerBallMan May 8, 2021