FISH

A slippery poop the came out with corn

Dude 1: Bro come look at my fish

Dude 2: Thais a poop with corn in that looked like it came out slippery.

Dude 1: Yah a fish.

by YourBadkid October 17, 2019

contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.

SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):

by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008

bitmoji fishing

When somebody’s bitmoji looks really hot but they snap you a picture of them and they ugly as hell

Robbie:I’m going to add this person because their bitmoji is really cute!
Layla: *sends a picture of herself to Robbie*
Robbie: omg Layla is bitmoji fishing because her bitmoji is cute but she’s not!

by fruityana_ November 6, 2021

Fish Sammich

Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.

Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.

by Mongoosedog November 22, 2010

A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.

"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date

i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction

by john quinnLOVER32 July 20, 2021

Fish

She is strong independent and career driven loves money and winning. She is obsessed with 3 guys that she won't share with anyone. She will kill you I you touch her man you don't fuck with this chick

Fish on Gotham must watch

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020