James Samuel Gallegos Jr is guy that is white he plays clash royal everyday and needs to get his rizz up, he also plays fortnite and is in love with gisselle but is rizzing up halo just for the fun of it and needs a better haircut.
by fartgot September 21, 2022
by petertomjakubmacken December 16, 2022
loyal, goofy, handsome, honest, smart, hardworking, talented
James Paul is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Not only is his humor amazing, but HE is amazing. Jamey is an incredible friend who is very very sweet. He is always looking to enjoy life and look out for others. He is also a genius (who knows, maybe he could be president someday) Jamey has great hair and stunning eyes. His soft freckles bring out his incredibly contagious smile. His laugh is loud and honest and makes everyone around want to laugh along. Jamey is an overall handsome guy but he is too kind to admit it. He also has a great voice and one heck of a gyat. While you must be thinking "wow, he is too good to be true!" you are right. Jamey is a weirdo who doesn't like sprinkles, frosting, icing, or pickles. But other than that he is perfect, all of his boyfriends would agree. He is a kid at heart who enjoys star wars, marvel, DC, legos, and so much more. He finds the fun in everything and makes life so much more enjoyable. Jamey is so selfless he would eat the popcorn you burnt just so you wouldn't feel bad. You will never find anyone like him.
10/10 would recommend
James Paul is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Not only is his humor amazing, but HE is amazing. Jamey is an incredible friend who is very very sweet. He is always looking to enjoy life and look out for others. He is also a genius (who knows, maybe he could be president someday) Jamey has great hair and stunning eyes. His soft freckles bring out his incredibly contagious smile. His laugh is loud and honest and makes everyone around want to laugh along. Jamey is an overall handsome guy but he is too kind to admit it. He also has a great voice and one heck of a gyat. While you must be thinking "wow, he is too good to be true!" you are right. Jamey is a weirdo who doesn't like sprinkles, frosting, icing, or pickles. But other than that he is perfect, all of his boyfriends would agree. He is a kid at heart who enjoys star wars, marvel, DC, legos, and so much more. He finds the fun in everything and makes life so much more enjoyable. Jamey is so selfless he would eat the popcorn you burnt just so you wouldn't feel bad. You will never find anyone like him.
10/10 would recommend
by Loading...(ERROR 404) December 31, 2023
Joshua James is an amazing, awesome, and fantastic guys. He can make you smile no matter what. He is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. Will have your back when you need support. He is totally mysterious and sometimes weird. He loves astronomy so be with him under the night sky and talk about the universe. This kind of character is rare for a common guy so grab your own before anyone else does.
by UniGuy June 10, 2021
James Cowley is a walking manifestation of filth and grime, his unkempt appearance an affront to even the most relaxed standards of hygiene. Greasy, tangled hair hung lankly around his sallow face, which was riddled with pockmarks and acne scars. His beady eyes were small and pig-like, set deep into his flesh and almost lost in the folds of his swollen eyelids.
His clothes were ragged and torn, barely clinging to his emaciated frame. They were stained with mud, blood, and who knew what other bodily fluids. The stench of his unwashed body was overpowering, a sour mixture of sweat, urine, and decay that seemed to follow him like a cloud.
He spoke with a thick, guttural accent that made his words hard to understand. His voice was hoarse and wheezing, as if he had been chain-smoking for decades. He had a nasty habit of spitting when he talked, sending flecks of saliva flying in all directions.
His behavior was as foul as his appearance. He had a quick temper and a mean streak a mile wide. He was prone to violence, lashing out at anyone who crossed him. He was a liar and a cheat, willing to do whatever it took to get ahead.
In short, he was a dirty pig of a human, the kind of person that made you want to scrub your skin raw after just being in his presence.
His clothes were ragged and torn, barely clinging to his emaciated frame. They were stained with mud, blood, and who knew what other bodily fluids. The stench of his unwashed body was overpowering, a sour mixture of sweat, urine, and decay that seemed to follow him like a cloud.
He spoke with a thick, guttural accent that made his words hard to understand. His voice was hoarse and wheezing, as if he had been chain-smoking for decades. He had a nasty habit of spitting when he talked, sending flecks of saliva flying in all directions.
His behavior was as foul as his appearance. He had a quick temper and a mean streak a mile wide. He was prone to violence, lashing out at anyone who crossed him. He was a liar and a cheat, willing to do whatever it took to get ahead.
In short, he was a dirty pig of a human, the kind of person that made you want to scrub your skin raw after just being in his presence.
by Harmonica111 May 12, 2023
my brother and bestie
by kevmebob August 27, 2022
I rare bird, the Ketty James is a white female, often from the home counties (especially Surrey or Essex). Despite not wanting to get a reputation for having a drug habit the Ketty James will not shut up about the OUTRAGEOUS amount of drugs (especially ketamine) that she does on Sunday nights with her all female drinking society.
A closely related even rarer species is the hyper-aggressive, even more spudded Co-ketty James. Both should be handled with caution as they're volatile creatures know for their flamboyant dress sense and prolific shouting.
A closely related even rarer species is the hyper-aggressive, even more spudded Co-ketty James. Both should be handled with caution as they're volatile creatures know for their flamboyant dress sense and prolific shouting.
"How was last night?"
"Good I got properly fucked up, but don't worry I wasn't as bad as ketty james"
"Good! No one wants to be as bad as ketty james"
"Good I got properly fucked up, but don't worry I wasn't as bad as ketty james"
"Good! No one wants to be as bad as ketty james"
by bincam May 08, 2018