cunt smasher

Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.

"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"

"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"

by pringles978 January 11, 2009

cunt bat

When someone gets overtly emotional and starts aiming at you as a target, with said emotions.

Dude, Jennifer is such a cunt bat, she's on her period and totally aiming for my head.

by antiant December 26, 2009

vampire cunt

The action of masturbation or Oral sex while the female is menstruating

"¡Oh! You are in " those days" my love? Don't worry, I love Vampire Cunts".

by The Mishamiga May 21, 2016

cunt buzzard

Also a sexy Puerto Rican man named Aaron James Phillips

"Wow, Aaron is really a cunt buzzard"

by elixtine July 28, 2008

cunt pickle

A word used to describe someone who resembles both a cunt and a dick. The pickle being synonamous with a dick, so effectively it is someone who is a cuntdick, however, cuntpickle sounds better

Steve: "Your are such a cunt pickle!!!!"
Arty: "Yeah well..... screw you!!!!"
Steve: " Yeah that's right you damn cunt pickle, you can't even come up with a come back."

by captainpeniswrinkle June 14, 2009

Serving cunt

Something that mfs named lily are always doing

Who is over there serving cunt?
Oh that's just Lily. They're always doing that

by These dogs are walking June 2, 2023

bucket cunt

a guitarist who wears a cunt for a hat

bucket head should change his name to cunt head

by hooh September 7, 2004