A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
Get the I-Eyemug. The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.
I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.
by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018
Get the Dog Eyeingmug. When you have had an aggressive session with your lady, so aggressive in fact that you have ruptured blood vessels in your eye.
by Mirzon June 29, 2022
Get the Frank Eyemug. by Seven t.o July 21, 2022
Get the hooded eye lookmug. by Hanniehae September 28, 2022
Get the bambi eyesmug. by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
Get the Well open eyes big big towards BTS the kpop group kkkmug. A moment in psychedelic or weed trip, when you eventually encounter a mirror and look into your eyes to check how red they are, or how wide pupils are, and optionally end up standing there, staring and thinking about who or what you are, what counciousness is, what human is, what reality is, and other questions about Universe.
Yesterday I've been stuck on red eye checkpoint for a five minutes straight, and ended up showing myself middle finger.
by ammonger September 29, 2025
Get the Red Eye Checkpointmug.