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Simp

/ˈsɪmp/
(especially North American English, informal, dirogatory)

used to refer to a person, especially a man, that is willing and committed to invest time and money for women they barely know so they feel recognized and rewarded. People who pay for porn are not automatically simps. Since there are plenty of free nudes out in the web the motivation comes from the feeling of having a personal relationship with the subject of desire. The false impression of being recognized or having dreams intimite or even romantic relationships reveal simps having limited social skills or low self-esteem. This might manifest in low courage to speak up or an acceptance of adultery or prostitution by the partner. Therefore men who actively support their partners monetized peepshows (e.g. "onlyfans") might also be called simps.
Girl: Do Boys simp more over Scarlett or Belle Delphine?
Boy: Keanu Reeves!
by atztex September 18, 2020
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SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,
Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”
by Matestreymy February 8, 2020
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Simp

Someone overly obsessed with someone, or just really likes someone
Zenitzu: I LOVE YOU NEZUKO CHANNNNNN

Tanjiro: what a simp.

Nezuko: mhm 😟
by QUEEN💖CARD August 18, 2023
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Simp

Doing anything in your willpower to date someone or overly flirt, basically making them your lord until proven otherwise.
1: "Why is Charlotte bullying him?"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"
by kayphobjc September 26, 2021
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Michael Chen simp

Someone who simps. And I mean simps for Michael Chen 100%.
They love McPlayGt with all their heart.
Person 1: Yoooo have you seen McPlayGt’s recent tiktok?
Person 2: No, but are you a Michael Chen Simp?

Person 1: hahah, how did you know?
by suka<3 January 19, 2021
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simp

A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".
by Homer Jay Simp April 16, 2020
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Simp

-Nice to meet you I’m simp!

-Oh cool same here! Wanna go get some mashed potatoes with me?
by Illumi Zoldyck October 7, 2020
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