ass clapped

ass clapped is when you get your ass beat, but in a nonsexual way.

me: I didn't finish my homework for 1st period.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.

by Vanswhat February 13, 2019

ass batter

wet, sloppy shit that squirts as soon as you relax your butt cheeks

That fucking hobo got ass batter all over the floor!

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

Diner Ass

The flat, fat, long shaped ass on all waitresses that work at diners.

Tom: Yo, that girl you left with last night was hot. What happened? Did you seal the deal.

Joe: Hell yeah.

Tom: How'd she look naked?

Joe: Pretty good, until she took her pants off and her diner ass was in full effect.

by J.Rahlo September 24, 2009

Chanel Ass

A perfectly round, athletic and beautiful female buttock that ressembles the famous designer's logo.

Paul: Hey, check out Kim's ass. it's beautiful!
John: Yeah, dude, She has been working out. It's perfect. She's got a Chanel Ass.

by JMA89509 April 2, 2010

Ass Trap

A sex fiend.

A guy or a girl who will pretend to be interesting, or pretend to care about what you say and think just to get laid and then will never talk to you again.

Becca: Omg, and he told her he was into her music and he likes cats and he is a volunteer for Peta.

Kayla: what an ass trap

by KAYLAHARRINGTONWINS February 24, 2010

ass kazoo

when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper

right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo

by geminimonkey January 10, 2011

Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011