simp

Some person (usually a guy) who donates a shitload of money to a female streamer (usually twitch) just to say their name and acknowledge their existence. like WHY WOULD YOU WASTE SO MUCH MONEY.

Person 1: * donates 3k to poki
Person 2: SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

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ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

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Simp

AKA anyone named "Saad".

Saad: "I'm hopping off to play with a girl"
Other: "You SIMP"

by Auntie Burger June 30, 2023

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Super Intense Minecraft Player

When someone is way too good at Minecraft

Timmy: Yeah dude, I'm a simp!

John: No way! 1 v 1 in bed wars!

by Ruikamishirofan June 8, 2024

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Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.

- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.

by veinsofgold June 10, 2024

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