penis sex machine

thats it

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?

by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020

Cece Penis-ton

A famous singer known for her smash dance hit Finally, which became one of the biggest EDM hits of all time.

Ben: I looked up 99’s dance music and saw that one of the biggest hits there was Finally by Cece Penis-ton.
Gregory: That was such a great song and I Wanna listen to it again with you.
Ben: Good times it was.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Penis enlargement pills

The most delicious item you will ever be served at your local mcdonalds. Many mistake them for crack coacaine as they have a similar color. With the scent of boobs and the texture of nail polish. Lots of people enjoy spending time where they consume the item.

"Man, did you get the wrong size Penis enlargement pills again?"

by anonymous May 25, 2021

penis wrinkle

a loooooong wiiiide wrinkle on youe johnson

dont touch my penis wrinkle, it might bite you.

by superduperdooperpooper October 7, 2003

internet penis

How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.

Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!

by Jack Carter April 3, 2004

Thousand Island Penis

Similar to CCB, it is the act of smothering a male's private parts with dressing before going down on it. The primary dressing used is Thousand Island Dressing, but Caesar, Vinaigrette, and even Ketchup and Mustard can be used.

Sick of that CCB, Jessica decided to try out Thousand Island Penis when giving her boyfriend a treat.

by ZKish October 9, 2009

mitochondria resembling a penis

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

by wakawakakankeh November 19, 2013