my hair's on fire

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.

"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"

by Justwrite80 October 29, 2015

my play play

someone that you have no intentions on dating or hooking up with. That person is just your entertainment.

Briana: Daquan told me he be on the phone with you all late and shit.
Claire: Girl, that boy is my play play!We ain’t got anything serious going on. He’s just my entertainment when I’m bored.
Briana: damn Claire, You a savage!

by woahpapi June 20, 2018

my man flave

My man flav can be used to describe any man who is: your baby's daddy, husband, boyfriend, "flow", "best friend", or just someone who you like

My man Flave is taking me to Olive Garden and he's paying.

by sososweet203 December 4, 2006

my math is suck

When you can't math, and you suck at math.

"Oh yeah guys, my math is suck"

by ZythosFade November 20, 2016

hold my cock

A very good comeback to an insult when you have nothing else to say

brian: what the fuck are those on your feet!
dave: hold my cock

by DeezNutzJus4u May 4, 2016

Slick My Dumps

Origin from the Central Coast of California.Intended to be able to use in public as a descrete way of telling a female that you want to get your dick sucked.Another way of saying is sick my duck.Basicly a nicer way to tell you want a blow job.

"hey baby, let's go in the backroom and you can slick my dumps"

by Mista Decoy December 30, 2007

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008