Repton School Dubai is the most expensive school in Dubai. It is the only boarding school in the Middle East, It will cost you a leg and your kidney to send your kids to Repton, even if they will not board. The school is a "British" school, but is full of rich Arabs who come to school in a new car everyday. The school is massive, It's the biggest in the Middle East, and looks like a medieval castle, probably why almost everybody calls it Hogwarts. Most students are rich and stupid, but there's a lot of high achievers who are quite smart and value the high standard of education the school offers; most teachers are really good but there are some that can't teach to save their lives and are annoying and stupid as shit. Students wear smart posh uniforms, including a tie, blazer, a formal white shirt, and polished black leather shoes; students are sorted into 8 different houses, and each house has a unique tie for their students to wear. The houses are as follows: Jumeirah House, Latham House, Formarke House, Brooke House, Dahl House, School House, Orchard House, and New House. Huge, influential and rich families have sent their children to Repton School Dubai, including royalty from many different countries, about a fifth of the students are boarders, and pay double the school fees just to remain at school after day hours, If you have a huge amount of money to spend, and want your child to experience luxury while at school, then Repton School Dubai would be the best choice!
Chemistry Teacher: What is an Ionic Bond?
Student (while texting on their 4 iPhones): Hold on miss I'm texting my driver to send my maids to bring me my Gucci school shoes to wear, because mine are dirty!
Chemistry Teacher: Anyone else?
Another student (while typing notes on their iPad): It's a strong electrostatic force of attraction between positively charged and metal ions and negatively charged non metal ions! Also what's the time? My Rolex watch doesn't seem to be working properly, the time on it looks wrong and I wanna know how many minutes are left till break!
Other student (while checking his Cartier watch): My watch reads 11:48! You can always rely on Cartier!
Chemistry Teacher: This is the difference between normal schools and Repton School Dubai!
Student (while texting on their 4 iPhones): Hold on miss I'm texting my driver to send my maids to bring me my Gucci school shoes to wear, because mine are dirty!
Chemistry Teacher: Anyone else?
Another student (while typing notes on their iPad): It's a strong electrostatic force of attraction between positively charged and metal ions and negatively charged non metal ions! Also what's the time? My Rolex watch doesn't seem to be working properly, the time on it looks wrong and I wanna know how many minutes are left till break!
Other student (while checking his Cartier watch): My watch reads 11:48! You can always rely on Cartier!
Chemistry Teacher: This is the difference between normal schools and Repton School Dubai!
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Get the Repton School Dubai mug.Forge valley school. A great example to show how the school system is fucked. In this school pupils get excluded for weeks at a time for the following.
.Minor incidents that happened outside of school, out of school hours
.Forgetting pens/pencils
.Using your phone
.Refusing to hand over your property which your parents used hard earned money to buy.
Many more but dont have enough time in the world to write them all.
The head teacher at forge valley (Dale Barraclough) is a racist scum bag to decides to punish people who are not needed to be punished just because he has the authority to do it and when is confronted about his actions decides to exclude/expell pupils.
Many pupils here at forge valley feel unsafe because the teachers and other members of staff can act in a very aggressive and intimidating way. To sum this school up in a few words would be :
-Poorly run
-Unsafe
-Poorly trained staff
-Terrible punishments
-Abuse of authority
-Terrible food
.Minor incidents that happened outside of school, out of school hours
.Forgetting pens/pencils
.Using your phone
.Refusing to hand over your property which your parents used hard earned money to buy.
Many more but dont have enough time in the world to write them all.
The head teacher at forge valley (Dale Barraclough) is a racist scum bag to decides to punish people who are not needed to be punished just because he has the authority to do it and when is confronted about his actions decides to exclude/expell pupils.
Many pupils here at forge valley feel unsafe because the teachers and other members of staff can act in a very aggressive and intimidating way. To sum this school up in a few words would be :
-Poorly run
-Unsafe
-Poorly trained staff
-Terrible punishments
-Abuse of authority
-Terrible food
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Get the forge valley school mug.an extremely scary school in ottawa with many stabbings in the area. anyone going here should fear for their safety. if you have the chance you should immediately transfer schools. almost everyone is on drugs and if you even LOOK at someone in the wrong way they will tell their gang about you and get you beaten up. i am praying for anyone who has to go to this terrible school. my advice to anyone who is going here is to make it one year without looking at or talking to anyone and transferring schools if you manage to finish the year.
person 1: did you hear about the freshman at gloucester high school who got stabbed just for the entertainment of the person who stabbed him?
person 2: yeah, i feel so bad for anyone who has to go to that terrible school
person 2: yeah, i feel so bad for anyone who has to go to that terrible school
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Get the gloucester high school mug.It's OK......there's the E-Way Cafe with slushies, popcorn, and more stuff then i can count. And GTV, which are sometimes fun but the ads are OLD AS HELL. It's also preeeetty small too. (at least we can have our own band stands for our music) There's a WIDE diversity of students, including vapers, creeps, and much more hell. Also the vape detectors don't work. The sports team are either the best soon-to-be NFL players or they're absolute ASS. Oh well.....Forgot to mention the school is basically in three parts: Elementary, Middle School, and Highschool. It is really hard to navigate especially if you're new. And the 6th graders are short as hell, and they act like they're better than the 7th graders (THEY AREN'T) K-5 are cringe, and everyone above was ok, depending on some other factors. So with this information do what you will.
Person 1: "Dude, Galway Central School is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's Slushies and other stuff!
Person 2: "It has its flaws."
Person 1&3: "EXCUSE ME???"
Person 3: "It's HORRID!"
Person 2: "-sigh-" (facepalms)
Person 2: "It has its flaws."
Person 1&3: "EXCUSE ME???"
Person 3: "It's HORRID!"
Person 2: "-sigh-" (facepalms)
by basil_underwood October 15, 2023
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A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life
A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.
A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”
A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave
A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave
... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life
A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.
A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”
A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave
A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave
... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
by Stollerstudent September 24, 2019
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who challenge people to
locker box instead of fight because they are pussy. the school has a very nice athletic center but still seems to suck ass at most sports.... the school is built off of the honor code but everyone there cheats, does drugs, or is pussy asf.
who challenge people to
locker box instead of fight because they are pussy. the school has a very nice athletic center but still seems to suck ass at most sports.... the school is built off of the honor code but everyone there cheats, does drugs, or is pussy asf.
“bro have u seen those north cross school kids?”
“yeah they pussy ash”
“why bro?”
“the kid challenged me to a locker box but didn’t even show up!”
“yeah they pussy ash”
“why bro?”
“the kid challenged me to a locker box but didn’t even show up!”
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awtrey middle school is hell!
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