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Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.
meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!
by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019
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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2
I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan
by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022
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Marbled Meats

High quality meat using only locally sourced grass fed produce. The best local but her is Marbled meats.
Marbled Meats is by far the best butcher shop. I only buy from Marbled Meats. The quality was as high as Marbled Meats
by Marbled Meats May 12, 2020
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meat riditry

The study or act of meat riding a person to oblivion.
This fucking meat riding prick MATT won’t hop off my meat about everything, he’s a real student of meat riditry.
by nubble August 13, 2025
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Meat

Meat.

This is a term which is used to ask people if they like food or not. If you don't then you are called meat or the meat slapps and id you do than you are called the meaty, or the meaty slapps. This would also be used to disgust weather there is any cold air in the room 'are you meat' i have been meat before and you don't want to be because just listening to being meat hurts my ears and it would for you to. All i am trying to say is that its not a good idea to have a friends or know anyone the refers to as 'meat' because then you are in danger or you know that you may die in the future. But if you are called that then you are in trouble because then you are going to do soon without any warning.
Yiwin :"OMG GUYS I AM A MEAT SLAPP"

Everyone runs, because you cant trust one. Be careful out there because you may just run into a meat slapp.
by I have a life but do you? March 1, 2023
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Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat
by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019
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