Cleaning my room

Hiding my stuff in the closet so that my room looks clean

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning my room
Mom: Then why are you shoving everything into the closet?
Me: Ummmmm

by zcsdfb,zb kfzv jhfgz February 20, 2020

cum in my butthole

When someone shoots cum up your chocolate starfish

Did you just cum in my butthole?

by Revive Me February 27, 2021

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

my dad left

same.

person one: my dad left
person two: my mom left for cookies

by I’m just a great kid April 14, 2022

look at my horse

Look at my horse,

My horse is amazing,

Give it a lick,

Ooh, it tastes just like raisins,

Have a stroke of its mane,

It turns into a plane,

And then it turns back again,

When you tug on its winkie.

Ooh that's dirty!

Do you think so?

Well I better not show you

where the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,

Sweet sweet lemonade (x2)

Get on my horse,

I'll take you 'round the universe,

and all the other places too!

I think you'll find that the universe

pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman

Get on my horse!

Look at my horse,
his dick is amazing!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

count my guap

Count my money.

Let me count my guap.

by boarmi February 20, 2022

Pull my finger

The oldest trick In the book where one pull one asks another individual to pull their finger then fart with the addition of a chance of shitting themself.

"Pull my finger" *Farts and shits his pants*

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021