mom

a person in their sons walls

“mom😏”-sangwoo

by oyaoyaoya October 16, 2020

Your mom

Is slang for "your female pet dog"

Dude I fucked your mom last night

by @Im_BadAt October 18, 2020

Ur mom

THE BEST INSULT

Person A: Ur dum Person B: Ur moms dum,

by Insultmaster123 October 19, 2020

Mom band

Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).

Alex: Hey how's it going m8?

Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?

Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?

Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.

Alex: :(

by Tx_Metalhed September 19, 2012

halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

Pool Mom

Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!

She's not like a regular mom, she's a pool mom.
I'm here to become a pool mom.

by tsp808 February 24, 2023

mom poms

Mom poms are poms poms used by moms to cheer at their kids game from the stands.

Kristen was getting it with her mom poms at the basketball game.

by kemmville February 25, 2023