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John Ultrakill

A playful and satirical way of referring to the protagonist of the hit boomer shooter game ULTRAKILL — V1.

It can also be used to call people who are extremely good at the game.
V1: I am John Ultrakill.
Everyone: Holy shit it's John Ultrakill!!!1!1
by Artificeeer March 15, 2025
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John Buckle

He loves and gives affection to his best friend’s whenever they need it. He also has 2 of his greatest friends in the entire world. Super and Mirny. He likes to hang out with them both and feels like he wants to come over and visit them. So he can give them love and affection. If this guy is you’re friend, then you’re SUPER lucky. Since he always wants to hang out with you and be your very fantastic friend.
“Hey John Buckle, how’s it going.”

“It’s been going bad until I messaged YOU!”

“qwq”
by John (Friends with Mirny) March 22, 2021
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John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
John Phone is calling, wyd?
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
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John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches
John has the biggest merle of all guys I know
by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016
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Hurry up, John!

A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.
You're so slow, hurry up, John!
by The Charge-Striker April 17, 2022
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John Winn

Very famous and very cool. His most famous quote is no doubt when he said, “welcome to the Winner’s Circle with me, John Winn. If you win, you’re in.” And then he won.
Did you hear John Winn’s planning on arm-wrestling David? It’ll be one for the history books.
by eBucks May 31, 2024
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john wattsing

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.
I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.
by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020
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