Crown Point High School

The high school for kids who live in Crown Point, Indiana, Winfield, Indiana, and the rest of Center Township, this school has a good mix of students. Not too ghetto like Merrillville High School not too slutty like Lake Central High School and not too redneck like Hanover Central High School or Lowell High School. The students are overall pretty smart and somewhat preppy. But, if you don't wear AE, Hollister & Express, or drive a new Mustang, you might not fit in. There are a lot of Euro douchebags that go here and the numbers are increasing every year. They can be found at Voltage Dance Club on weekends.

Dude, Crown Point High School is so legit. If you act right, it is pretty down to earth.

by iceuroic June 28, 2011

Carl Sandburg High School

Located in orland park, illinois, on 131st Street and La Grange Road. It is a large chool of 4000, about half of them arab or some sort of brown, and the other half haters. The white population of sandburg is supposedly 89% but thats becuz arabs put that they are white.The Arabs of sandburg are the worst, segregating themselves and sitting in tables by the vending machines and constantly yelling "Wakka!" or "Gucci!"Every white male in the school wants to murder all of them, In the Race Wars of 07, the whites constantly dominated over the blacks and the arabs with brute force. In truth, sandburgs kids are some of the most ignorant and self-centered chuckleheads this world has ever seen. The girls at sandburg suck both ways. they are complete sluts or crazy stuck up bitches. The freshmen class is notorious for banging seniors.the worst features of carl sandburg is the football team. They talk as if they have amounted to everything, but in reality,they suck dick. Not to mention they are so roided up that their nipples and chest have stretchmarks and their noses look like squidward.Another small fad taking part in sandburgs alumni is "gangs" which are hardly gangs. The Gangs that exist are the "Brew Crew", a bunch of football throwing, beer swigging, cockmunchers, "The Block Squad", a bunch of potheads, and, possibly the gayest, "The Guap Squad" which is the biggest group of socially retarded rejects that have no lives or goals.Overall, sandburg is a school of cliques

Kid: You go to Carl Sandburg High School?
Sandburgian: AWWHHH YEAAA! EAGLES!!!!
Kid: Fucking faggot

by RedmanChew August 1, 2012

Farmington High School

Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.

Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!

Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.

Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.

by JB Dinosaur November 14, 2009

Cordova High

a.K.a Whoredova High . Ratchets parade the halls and "swag daddies" can often be found discussing their baby mama drama between classes . They flaunt their moms tax return money on instagram and claim to be 'stuntin on dem hoes' . Their hot slut cheerleaders make up for their awful football team . Weave and pregnancy test wrappers clutter the floor of G Wing bathroom . Blow Jobs in A Wing discount to 5 dollars .

~T w e r k . T w e r k ~

Keisha: *Twerking in Walmart*

Store Clerk: Excuse me but can i help you with anything ?

Keisha: Yeee lemme get some Plan B pills, cheetah print panties, and #2 mechanical penicls .

Store Clerk: why would you ever need all that?

Keisha: Well i go to Cordova High . You nevaa know

by BigDickJay August 26, 2013

East Forsyth High School

This is one of the most depressing schools in Forsyth county. Establish during the 2021 COVID pandemic the people who run this school have know idea what they are doing. East is known for having the shittiest band program in the county and their football team is worse. The school is filled with a bunch of fake county boys and the the buses are at least an hour late due to the fact that all of the bus drivers have autism. You can find meth heads, pot heads, and whores giving head in the bathrooms. All the girls at this school think they are hot but in reality there is nothing for their shorts to ride up on because of the fact that the girls are built like iPhones

Jack: Hey man this is some pretty good shit is this from east Forsyth high school or central
Jim: I got you man this is that good east shit

by Michael_primato August 10, 2021

Blair High Schoo (MBHS)

Montgomery Blair High School is a really big, way to overpopulated school in the heart of Silver Spring (MoCo) Maryland. With over 3500 students they passed capacity the year the new building opened in 2000. You've also got the magnet which means you have the smartest kids in the country there but youve also got the stupidest.

E: I go to Blair.
J: You go to Blair? Are you one of those really smart kids?
E: Umm no only 200 kids are in the magnet.
J: Oh, well i went to the cheerleading competition, Blair didn't do well but the place is a friggin AIRPORT!
E: Yeah our cheerleaders suck.

by ex-blaza May 13, 2005

East Ridge High School

East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.

The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)

Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.

"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.

by FirstGraduatingClassForever<3 December 15, 2011