Douchebaggery

The act of commuting douchebag related behaviors

Alex leaving his brother behind was an act of douchebaggery

by Lisa Arcuri July 5, 2017

douche stream

When a Jackass leaks shit from their mouths.

Colin had a douche stream when he said that the world will end tomorrow by a dinausaor attack .

by Matzy15 July 14, 2017

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

Doucheapottomous

A person who is above and beyond "normal douchedom"

Derek is SUCH a doucheapottomous. He has no clue EVER what he is talking about!

by Jason Traplvminati July 28, 2017

douchebagguette

A female version of a douchebag

My friend Izzy is a douchebagguette

by lego3673 September 15, 2017

douche brag

The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.

Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!

by G_Hook October 17, 2017

Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.

Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017