Black dick

The penis of a male of african decent, it is a common misconception to think the penis of an African male is larger than a Caucasian Males. Valid studies have shown the average size of a black dick is 6 inches, while the average size of a white one if 5.5 inches, thus the black dick on average is only .5 of an inch bigger than a white dick, which is not a huge difference

"Black dick is a slang term of a penis of a male of African decent"

by anonnnymousss September 4, 2009

Tabasco Dick

This is when you are about to have sex with a nasty bitch and you wrap it, slap on Tabasco sauce then wrap it again. Once the bitch screams you get out because the first one busted.

That bitch was so nasty, I had to give her the Tabasco Dick!

by Devious Tuning February 11, 2009

dick rag

An object which receives your massive, hot load of cum. The following are examples of such objects; a rag, t-shirt, paper towel, or really sluty girls face.

Merry is such a prude bitch! I can never cum in her mouth, she always makes me shoot into my dick rag.

by textfile232 January 2, 2006

Blue Dick

When A Handjob Is Gripped Really Tight And Your Dick Circulation Is Low

"Dont Grab My Dick Too Tight,You're Going To Give Me Blue Dick Trick"

by Psycz760 March 3, 2009

Jew Dick

Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.

Man this entire day is complete jew dick

by half86 November 22, 2011

diesel dick

The Inevitable unwanted erection that occurs approximately 23 seconds before your stop on the bus/train, and causes you to walk off bent double

Also travel fat,traveller's marrow

No, i'm not carrying a gun. I'm afraid that its just an acute case of diesel dick.

by Prizwig April 30, 2004

swimmer's dick

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.

Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.

by Jackback June 11, 2006