cock jaws

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).

Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.

by Cisnet January 5, 2009

cock muzzle

when someone tries to talk while sucking cock .

Manuel tries to cock muzzle every night.

by peniscunt69 November 3, 2014

Cock strap

Protective gear that cups your junk when your about have sex.

I better put my cock strap on before I romp on my girlfriend.

by Long rod van hugen dong March 20, 2010

Cherry cock

The act of licking large phallic architectural elements, usually made of stone.

Yo, that bitch be crazy. Saw her cherry cock all over Rome.

by BetterNotSay May 6, 2019

cock miser

an individual who lovessss the cock and cant get enough cock,in some cases having several cocks at one time.

that girl lin lin is a total cock miser, she had a cock in each hole last nite.

by ass slut lover! December 7, 2003

Cock Bench

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!

Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.

by Johno47 January 12, 2009

ninja cock

A cock that is lean and strong, able to move from position to position with incredible sensual speed. The ninja cock is secretly wanted by all females and unlocks secret, unknown depths of pleasure when used properly.

When offered the ninja cock, Sara's eyes opened and her blouse somehow dropped three buttons...

by ?Ninja May 15, 2005