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miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.
Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.
by Yourmum9000 July 3, 2021
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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021
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Fried Fish Exotics

A fake drug marketplace that claims to be based out of San Diego. They have a feed on telegram and insta and talk a good game but they do not deliver and use a fake shipping company and bogus tracking info.
Fried fish exotics fucked me out of 1200 for a pound of blueberry kush. Fuck these scammers
by Drpoonrx August 7, 2022
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teach a man to fish saying

something someone named leo can’t stop saying
the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn
by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022
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Fish Stick

What a Pre-op transexual calls get penis before bottom surgery.
Lou will completely be Louanne once her fish stick pgoes from an outie to an innie.
by ChipsyMac August 14, 2022
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Blue Fish

The act of slapping someone’s inner thighs, often by surprise, in order to replicate the sound of a blue fish flopping around on the ground.
You just blue fished me!
by Raenac August 14, 2022
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Fish Supper

A Battered Fish served with Chips from a chip shop.

Adding chips to any main food in a chippy makes it a supper.

Scottish origin
Guy 1:
“Orite ma man, can I just get a fish supper please, and chuck some vinegar on ma chips”

Guy 2:
“no worries, bossman
by YHDKingdom August 15, 2022
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