A real man. Men who are real at their hearts are simps and appreciated by women. Boys are the ones who deny being a simp.
by anonymous January 18, 2024

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020

by Daddy Anonymous August 28, 2020

A simp is someone that will fiend for the pussy no matter the cost but it usually doesn’t work out in any way.
by J.crackerass January 3, 2020

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by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024
