rock

rocks are fruits

i eat rock

by anonymous May 24, 2022

rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015

boiling rock

a chef's left testicle during the 2020 heatwave

Watch out you don't catch my boiling rock with that pan!

by wandering.sal83 August 13, 2020

rock bottom

-a blessing to the binding of Isaac players

-sitting on a couch, depressed and eating ice cream procrastinating on your project that is 80 FUCKING OF YOUR GRADE and watching the office on repeat while crying

1-DAMN ROCK BOTTOM IN THE FIRST SECRET ROOM ??? FUCK YEAH

2- I want to kill myself my life has hit rock bottom have no will or determination left

by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022

Speeding Galaxy Rocks

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy

I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!

by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023

dirty rock music

rock music, but instead of a clean amp, it has a NASTY amp, making it cooler

bro: WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO DIRTY ROCK MUSIC!?!?!?!?!?
bro 2: EVERYONE!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mrbeast539275 May 2, 2025

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025