This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best
by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019
Get the National hold a Murphy’s hand daymug. 
A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017
Get the edward stirrup handsmug. by Roman Archer June 30, 2019
Get the hand celibatemug. Guy #1: Ay, man, I think some blues just caught me scramblin'.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.
Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.
Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.
by UrbCityProphet November 8, 2009
Get the Clap Handsmug. a secretive, niche online community with cult-style structure, lore, and membership, mostly hidden from the broader public.
by yuuakjulo August 19, 2025
Get the 333 HANDSmug. If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
Get the left handed forkmug.