bloody vagina farts

self explanatory- also called BVF.

if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

fart-o-rama

the result of a large chili feast

after the chili dinner, we had a huge fart-o-rama

by jimbo June 10, 2003

Bad Fart Meeting

How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.

I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".

by LucidLibrarian November 24, 2010

far away fart

When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.

hahaha did you just far away fart?

by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011

fart injection threshold

The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.

1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.

2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!

by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017

vaginal blood fart

a very grotesque term. not sure if it has any actually meaning. fun thing to say.

god dammit john your such a vaginal blood fart

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

Vaginal Blood fart

When the vagina farts and a little squirt of blood comes out

hey everybody i had my first vaginal blood fart expeirience

by chuck mangeoni December 30, 2006