The sexual act in which a chubby chaser lays face up on the bedroom floor then his/her morbidly obese partner over 300 lbs in weight squatts on the chubby chaser's face and farts. This act got its name from when the first hunter-gatherers all the way up until early AMH (anatomically modern homo sapeins) would make the mistake of getting in too close to kill their megafauna menu items that would sqaut on the faces of their attackers and fart, shart or shit as they died from the wounds.
by pornstache March 06, 2016
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
by jimbo June 11, 2003
The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
by Dr.FartScientist May 04, 2017
When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.
by atomic thigh clap May 22, 2011
How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.
I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".
by LucidLibrarian November 22, 2010
by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014