simp

when ur homie ditches you for a girl/boy

damn connor really be simping for his hoes

by tattertot simp city March 17, 2020

Simp

: chris (sam)

“awe look at him just a lil simp. Just a lil guy.

by 8394014 February 3, 2020

Simp

When your Boss says, “if you still want this pussy your gonna have to follow it. Pack your bags bitch. We’re moving!

We’re gonna need a new 4th for our golf squad. Just lost another simp

by Mr. DHS February 8, 2022

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020

Simp

A dude so down-bad yugioh player they only play waifu decks to acommodate for the erectile dysfunction, raging horomones, lack of social skills, and void of their wallet because "it gets them off and the decks are cool"

Guy 1: Didn't he just buy a whole box of Legendary Mavens?
Guy 2: Yep, total waifu simp

by NexusDevworks June 15, 2022

Simp

S.uper
I.nto
M.ashed
P.otatoes

That is the correct definition of the word 'simp'

Guy 1: yeah I'm a simp

Person named mashed potatoes: ooo yk thats right bb

by Daddy Anonymous August 28, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone that will fiend for the pussy no matter the cost but it usually doesn’t work out in any way.

Jarel is a simp for the females and joined swim team for the pussy but sadly it did not work out

by J.crackerass January 3, 2020