Simp

From the early-mid 80's.
Short for "Simpleton"
1) A person lacking in basic 'walking around sense'
2) Another way of calling someone a retard/idiot

Bill is such a simp, he probably can't even dress himself.

by Chalupy November 6, 2020

Simp

Super
Intelligent
Monke
Programmer

Hey, you're such a simp!
Thank you, I always knew you would appreciate my programming skills

by platondr December 15, 2021

Simp

The male equivalent of a slut/whore

"Jack simps way too hard for every girl in his class"

by Spongebobio69 July 5, 2021

Simp

You

“Whats a simp?”

“You, you’re a s i m p

by Yvyde April 11, 2020

Shadow Simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping so he’s kinda hard to trust

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

Simp

A simp, a foolish man that does anything for girls . often ruining his life or delaying important things in his life just to feel the slight appreciation of a girl for a couple weeks. men named "Box" usually fit this description quite well and are notorious for using the internet to find such girls and praise them for existing. Also known as a foolish appreciation of girls.

Dude 1: Hey have you seen that "Box" dude recently, he keeps taking all the girls?
Dude 2: Yeah, but he's a total simp, it won't last anyway!
Dude1: Yeah i guess you're right, guess he is a Simp.

by StannyB is a mailman February 6, 2020

simp

Guys who pay for all their dates, pay for attention of streamers online, and generally do anything to get noticed by the girl they like.

Jason donated another $50 to his favorite streamer. He's such a simp!

by mposter May 10, 2020