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Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
by DGdon May 14, 2019
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No lifing it

Those who people Pokemon go all day everyday since the game came out
Should I use one of these stones to upgrade magmas

Do u know how to get ice Eevee and the leaf Eevee

I gotta use your hack

I play Pokémon go everyday

Those who play people Pokémon go and don’t have a life are called no lifing it
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Life

Something that can rarely be found in humanity.
Why are you always looking for internet slangs? Go get a life!
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Jordan’s Life

aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?
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Instagram life

When someone is copying the life of an Instagram influencer
Yo bro wanna hit the juul?
Hell yeah bro that's that Instagram life
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No life

When you stay inside all day and night except when you smoke weed or play football
Dominic is a no life he’s always inside
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Life

A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.
by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019
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