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John

John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'

You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.
by Acekill43 March 4, 2022
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John

A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch
by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022
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John

A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.
Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!
by Exio June 1, 2024
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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex
Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024
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John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
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John Paul

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by Dave Quita November 23, 2021
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