whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

a finn

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha

by simoisgod February 2, 2021

What you do mean it's okay

A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.

Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????

by Obv troll is obvious January 3, 2021

You know what I mean

That person doesnt even know what they mean

And then, I'm laying down and you know what I mean?

by Teyla January 30, 2021

yo man what's good man

a phrase commonly said by coolies as a greeting before dapping each other up

"yo man what's good man"
"yooho man"

by YENGAMABOTCHO April 18, 2023

what if i told you a story

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.

Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016

What does a wallet sound like?

A wallet sounds like photadapoht

What does a wallet sound like?
A wallet sounds like photadapoht.

by ArmstrongDev November 11, 2021

I'll tell you what mate

The last thing you hear before being stabbed in the chest by a 10 cm long knife in north London. Could also be in Birmingham or Glasgow. Whatever you do if you hear this sentence run away.

Bruh, I'll tell you what mate

by INeedToGoCommitDie February 15, 2023