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Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.
-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?
by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018
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YouTube job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch YouTube without fear of repercussions.
I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turning into a YouTube job.
by Invictus912 October 12, 2018
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JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?
by toofried November 23, 2021
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blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum
Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.
by Anona-miss June 3, 2022
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Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.
'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"
by Woofsbah October 8, 2022
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Job and dip

When your at a party or any type of motive and a boy starts talking to u being nice then asks u for job (head) (blow job) u give it to him and U think he’s gonna text u the next day but no he just jobbed u and dipped u .when u do job with someone and they just dip (not talk to u ever again ) (leave ) you .
Jermaine : did u uck him

Me: yeah but he still hasn’t texted me it was just job and dip he job and dipped me
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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