brick on water

a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.

dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.

by rainczech August 19, 2009

Ghost In The Water

When a friend or relative or person you know only wants to talk to you when they need money.

That girl over there, tracy, yeah. that's my cousin, she a ghost in the water always asking me for money.

by KirkStruggleMeanings June 2, 2016

Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.

"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."

by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021

sparse water

An objectively better way to refer to clouds :)

"Wow, look at the sparse water!"
"I don't see any sparse water."
"Oh."

by keppycs February 29, 2024

Pasta Water

Slang for saline solution in the medical and military communities. Saline solution being salty water, the same thing you use to boil pasta.

He lost a lot of fluids, so I got him on some oxygen and a drip of pasta water, he came too pretty quick.

by RecklessPessimist January 5, 2024

Tuna Waters

The term usually encompasses the entire vagina however has often been noted to just mean the interior of the female genitalia

"Hey David did you root 'er?"
"Oh man. I took the beef boat from dry dock to deep tuna waters and got lost at sea"

by Jimmmmy October 3, 2006

water

something Africans don't have

Those Africans want some water.

by There cracker nigger October 3, 2023