SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

Simp

A guy that is overly desperate for women. He cancells plans last min to go hangout with his bitch while she's a mean person and talks shit about everyone. Even tho she expresses disinterest in the guy , the guy insists to keep going out with her. He doesn't know how to let bygones be bygones. She has the guy on a leash. He votes for the candidate his girl votes for just so they can stay together. Has no respect for himself and affects his well being. Hes insecure when he's single so he would do anything to be with a girl even tho she's toxic.

Yo do you believe she made him vote for Biden otherwise she said she would break up with him? Max is such a simp

A Synonym is: Max

Antonym is: Chris

by Hawley February 20, 2021

Simp

A simple man or woman: A man or woman of little or no value, they are nothing special: just simple

We don’t act out of character over simps!

by CornDagreat November 19, 2022

Simp

Kent Davison

You is a simp nigga or you can say your a Kent

by Hector736255- April 24, 2020

Simp

Jerry

Jerry is a simp

by YourJerry March 25, 2020

simp

when ur homie ditches you for a girl/boy

damn connor really be simping for his hoes

by tattertot simp city March 17, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.

The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

Eli Flynn

by SimpDefinition February 3, 2020