Pussy Parched

A dry spell but it only applies to the lack of vagina in one's life.

Aaron: Damn, I'm so pussy parched
Hannah: If you don't have a weird clown doll we can work on that

by a.a.ron505 February 6, 2021

Rice pussy

A girl that says words wrong a lot

“ she said lemonade instead of lemonade, what a rice pussy

by C0000dawg February 6, 2021

Pussy Pumper

A pussy pumper is a device used to prolapse a women's vagina using a suction. Women say it gives pleasure but like everything people take it way too far and pump so much that there is 3ft of prolapsed blob hanging out of your pussy.

Girl 1: Hey did you try the new pussy pumper I seen it on Pornhub the other day it looks so fun
Girl 2: OMG that looks like it hurts
Girl 1: OMG I'm gonna try it
Girl 2: Sees girl 1 walking into work limping like someone drove a firetruck up her ass!

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

Pussy pocket

Pussy troubles? Probably a pussy pocket

Yo, my va-j-j really hurts, must be a pussy pocket

by Fukbucket February 17, 2021

Pussy headache

The throbbing of your pussy after having hours of hard aggressive rough sex

Girl I just fucked for hours and now I have a pussy headache

by Anonymous sex addict February 17, 2021

pussy doofus

A guy who chases after women but when he actually gets a woman he doesn't know what to do

"Hey, are you going to hang out with Jared?"
"No way, that guy's a pussy doofus, he couldn't please a woman if he tried."

by Dharach March 2, 2021

Docket pussy

The act of two men (usually gay men)both penetrating a double ended pocket pussy which ends up with them docking in the middle (this act usually happen in Park rose gardens restroom)

At work I caught two guys docking inside a pocket pussy(so I called it a docket pussy)

by Potty waters March 3, 2021