The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 10, 2016
Meat snot, also known as pre-cum is a small amount of snot like fluid that comes out of your penis when you're turned on, but before you cum.
by Kelly Nicole May 19, 2022
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by Mandy Lou & James November 26, 2015
A. Not what it sounds like
B. Establishing one's dominance by taking bites out of grilled (or otherwise cooked) meats before forcefully tossing them at living targets in the home of a third party.
B. Establishing one's dominance by taking bites out of grilled (or otherwise cooked) meats before forcefully tossing them at living targets in the home of a third party.
Daniel: Did you hear that Zack was doing some serious meat tossing last night?
Eric: That is v. gross Daniel.
Daniel: No, it's not what it sounds like.
Eric: That is v. gross Daniel.
Daniel: No, it's not what it sounds like.
by SlootSloth April 12, 2016
A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.
Machete is a meat rider...
by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽♂️🧢 November 06, 2022
Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024