by MrPoopyButhole42069 September 21, 2021

Micheal is probably the most perfect guy I have seen around my area he does act a lil fruity but aren’t we all at times. He’s pretty bad a sport but I’m sure there’s one sport he’s not bad at ;) he’s smart as well like get it megamind!!!
by thatwh0reomg11 November 25, 2021

A disgusting human being who hates everything and everyone. She thinks she’s emo but isn’t. She’s incredibly stupid and never shuts up.
by Raisinsucker1 September 26, 2018

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014

Did you see that guy selling cars he blows up, yeah he’s a real jackass it would take a retard to buy something of that scene queen probably had to sell it to get a family car for his whore baby momma that’s a real T smith
by Car kids March 27, 2024

by H dawg double g June 6, 2023

My phone service didn't go out... I have AT&T... Did everyone else's phone service go out? You know me, I'm on the 4g 24/7 you'd think I'd notice my service being out...
Hym "Yeah, no I got a message from AT&T about the AT&T outage but my service never went out... Weird."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
