Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 7, 2024

poop

some thing you fong in the toilet after you push really hard

Me: Come look at my poop.
Friend: ...

by Froogs September 26, 2020

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

Pringle Poop Shoot

The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.

Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.

by dlovesd February 19, 2020

poop

its just the nasty leftovers that comes out of our butthole

I ate my poop today!

by dontcallmeashortie February 2, 2022

Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021

Poop

A slimy, wet, chunk of discarded bacteria that comes out of your ass.

Kid: dad, what are you eating?

Dad: poop, want some?

by I masturbate to animals February 4, 2022