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The Shyamalan Effect

The feeling of disgust after climax when watching porn. Dubbed "The Shyamalan Effect" because, like M. Knight Shyamalan's movies, masturbation has a mediocre twist ending that makes you question why you wasted time on it.
Some Guy: Yo y'know that feeling when you splooge and like immediately feel gross?

Me, an Intellectual: Ahhh yes.. The Shyamalan Effect.
by exoheck July 15, 2018
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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
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Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.
*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”
by Ggccll August 9, 2018
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mom effect

Noun/Verb/adjective: The state of disliking something that you once liked because you told your mom that you liked it, so she kept buying it for you until you got sick of it. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
I made the mistake of telling my mom that I like yoo-hoo and she kept buying it for me until it got mom effected.
by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018
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Early humor effect

The act of putting major adult innuendos and adult humor in a children’s show to the point where children growing up knowing more than just only stereotypical kiddie stuff.

Shows like the American animated TV series, Spongebob Squarepants, have this kind of humor.
The early humor effect is so amazing I wish all modern shows today had it than just gross fart jokes and potty humor which isn’t really funny.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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The Namjoon Effect

The Namjoon Effect is a phenomenon that makes you become a wheezing mess.

It happens a lot when you watch a sinful namjoon fanfiction, or pictures of him showing his tiddies.

Please be careful, The Namjoon Effect can affect you at any time. Just thinking of him can make you fangirl, and in this case you will look like a fucking weirdo.

If you're exposed to The Namjoon Effect, you might be needing to wash your whole body with holy water.
exemple: "The Namjoon Effect hit me harder than puberty did!"
by Namjoon'sTiddies February 2, 2019
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AI boxing effects

When some one thinks that they are cool because they do boxing and think creed2 was based on them. Stage 3 of will hall disease
Hey guys you know creed 2

Yes
It was based on me
Crap he has AI boxing effects
by Yahyeeteth February 3, 2019
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