One up wolf

She is a wolf who will one up you on the battle feild

Guy 1: one up wolf is so cool
Guy2: yeah but one up gamer is her bf

by YTone_up_gamer September 9, 2020

Rolling a moldy one

Used when you get a really bad trip from smoking a blunt

Man 1: Dude I don't feel too well after that blunt
Man 2:Oh bro were you rolling a moldy one?

by Has anyone seen my son Nemo February 27, 2019

light one up

smoke a cigarette

let's go light one up.

by burn one, offends weed smokers March 21, 2016

plop a fat one

To take a rather large, long shit in the toilet.

"Off to plop a fat one.. I might be a while , I'm taking my phone"

by noelgayllagher November 20, 2019

One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

by Infinia March 21, 2016

One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

by Evered June 2, 2014

Kate (The short one)

The best damn person you could ever meet. You’ll fall for her immediately. She doesn’t have much for self confidence and doesn’t see how beautiful she is. Is a weirdo but in the best way possible. You are lucky if you have a Kate in your life. Oct 3rd

I’ve been through hell but would do it all again for Kate (the short one)

by Me-Hop December 10, 2019