Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

meat call

grantland

i was his favorite meat call

by grantland November 26, 2020

Gypsy Meat

Over-seasoned and unidentifiable added ingredients to usually ground meat.

"Keep your burger simple, don't go throwing all this seasoning, herbs, and spices into the mix. I don't want no gypsy meat."

by Shane Veasy March 16, 2024

serving meat

A term coined by tiktok creator tyfrxncis

Friend 1: Yo what you think of my fit
Friend 2: Shits tough, you serving meat with this one unc

by Longislandera April 9, 2024

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022

meat-cock

A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.

I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020